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17 PLL Persp. 1 (2005-2006)

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STPM IAN E'S FIRST AALL
By Stephanie Towery, Haynes and Boone LLP
Austin, TX

I forgot to get some good snapshots of my first steps
into the AALL exhibit halI, but that was because I tried to
enter before it was open. Two security ladies at the door
pushed me back, telling me I'd have to wait the five
minutes outside. I guess I didn't blend in with the huge
crowd pushing their way past me into the hall. Well, they
were all wearing matching blue golf shirts. What club are
they in? I thought.
Monday
My first session was called something like Publishing
Outside of the Law Library Community. It was a 3-
person panel with a moderator. I got to the room early, so I
got to watch the guys check the mikes. It was very cool. I
didn't know what to expect, so I was glaring at the
moderator and panelists, trying to suss them out ahead of
time. They looked so relaxed.
A lot of people showed up right before it started. I
guess they were all mingling and trading war stories
outside. A lot of people were taking notes already, so I
looked in my new AALL bag to see if I was supposed to
fill out any forms. I didn't find anything pertinent, so I
made a pile of leaflets I could throw away to lighten my
load. That bag was heavy with my camera and mints in it,
and I hadn't purchased any souvenirs yet.
When the moderator started talking, I lost all track of
time. I got sucked in. The panelists took turns telling their
stories, and then they did the impossible: they opened the
floor up to ANYONE to ask them questions. This never
happens to me. I don't get to ask questions, especially
using a microphone. I racked my brain trying to think of a
good question. I found myself saddled with good, but
inappropriate, questions. I was self-censoring again. Where
do you find the time to write was the only question I could
think of that wasn't personal. Is it an appropriate question,
I thought, while another woman was hogging the mike.
Obviously they do find the time, because they are all
successful writers, I reasoned. I finally honed my question
down to something that sounded halfway acceptable:
which project management software do you use? I tried
whispering it to myself. Yeh, it was so good, it didn't

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make any sense. And, hey, everyone was getting up! I
missed my chance.
Volunteering at the registration desk
This was not really like a real job. First of all, I show
up by walking around the counter and announcing, Hi,
I'm Stephanie, I'm a volunteer. I couldn't think of
anything else to say. A couple of people introduced
themselves and showed me the basic set up. It was so easy;
it worked without you knowing how to use it. How can I
steal this technology for myself? I thought, furtively
rubbing my palms together. Hey, is it okay if I put my
stuff under here? I shouted randomly. Nobody shushed
me.
I had purchased a toy gun for my husband at lunch, and
it didn't quite fit all the way into my AALL bag. A nice
lady told me to hide it under the counter. Then she told me
where they hid the lemonade for the volunteers. I had
never volunteered at such a swank place before.
Everything worked AND they had treats. By the time I was
settled in with my lemonade, it was time to go. You're
done, said the computer guy who was obviously the one
behind the magic that made the registration work.
Thanks! I said, picking up my gun and gear and heading
on. Y'all have fun! I breathed a small sigh of relief that I
had made it through one of my personal and professional
goals for the year: volunteering at AALL, without
noticeably screwing anything up. I felt empowered.
I immediately run into Mr. Mersky. He's at the
counter. Hi, Mr. Mersky, I say (when I was in library
school I worked at Tarlton). He grins at me. You know
my wife, he says, If you see her, will you tell her I've
gone back to the hotel.
I'm standing in the middle of a convention of 2000
people, with a toy gun slung across my shoulder, looking
for a lady I haven't seen in 4 years. I think, listen for the
Australian accent. So I really do try for a while, but then I
realize I probably am violating the PATRIOT ACT. So, of
course, I curse myself for not knowing what's in the
PATRIOT ACT and sidle on off to the escalators for a
couple fun rides up and down. I go up and down twice

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