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THE QUARTERLY OF THE PRIVATE LAW LIBRARIES SIS OF THE AMERICAN ASSOCIATION OF LAW LIBRARIES  Volume 12 Issue

CONELL 2K: FIRST IMPRESSIONS FROM A
WET-BEHIND-THE-EARS LAW LIBRARIAN
by Andrew Martin, Baker & Hostetler LLP, Washington, D.C.

W hen I staggered into Salon A of the Marriott Hotel in
~Philadelphia looking for the Conference on Newer
Law Librarians, I was bleary eyed and still trying to
think through the several layers of cotton wrapped
around my cerebral cortex. I had missed the deadline for pre-registering for
CONELL, and I was hoping that someone would drop out of the program
at the last minute and I could sneak in. Consequently I was there at the crack
of dawn, after having driven five hours the previous night through a
thunderstorm that had shut down the East Coast.
The first thing that swam into focus through the murkiness of my vision
was, predictably enough, the coffee. I lunged at it, brushing aside some
of the other attendees trying to get to the continental breakfast. After
bludgeoning a fellow CONELL attendee with what I believe was a
scone, I stepped up to the registration table.
Fortunately for me, the same storm that had made my drive up from DC
the previous evening into an epic journey not unlike The Old Man and the
Sea or Moby Dick had also delayed quite a few people flying into Philadelphia,
and there was plenty of room in the conference. I was handed a program and
a playing card and warned of dire consequences should I lose the playing
card. I had faith that this would make sense after a couple more cups of coffee.
CONELL is meant for people who are new to the field of Law
Librarianship. Since I had been a law librarian for only two months I was
completely new to the field and figured that this would be a good place to get
my feet under me and get acquainted with the jargon and intricacies of the
field. (Earlier that day I had told someone to Go Shepardize yourself.)
Impressively, the entire AALL Executive Board was in attendance. Not only
that, they looked relatively human for such an early hour. Robert Hu, the head
of the Mentoring Committee, spoke in welcome, as did Margie Axtmann and
Anne Matthewman. This could be interesting, I thought. Anything that was
attended by the complete Executive Board should be taken very seriously.
Then a tall, white haired gentleman wearing a blue baseball cap came
running down the aisle, shouting like a cheerleader at a pep rally. My sleep-

fogged brain wondered what sort of witches' brew of prescription
pharmaceuticals he must be on to be so upbeat and energetic this early in
the morning, and more important, where I could get the recipe.
Later I determined that this Tony Robbins on speed was in fact Al
Podboy, Director of Libraries for Baker and Hostetler LLP, based in
Cleveland. Coincidentally enough, I work for Baker and Hostetler in
Washington DC, which made him my ultimate boss. I fervently hoped that
he wouldn't hold me to his own high standard for energy and sprightliness
early in the morning. I stepped out and got some more coffee.
The playing card we had all received turned out to be the key to a Get to
Know Your Fellow CONELL Attendees exercise. Everyone with the same
card grouped up and met with a member of the AALL Executive Board. Each
group was supposed to come up with a list of potential candidates for the next
face to be carved on Mt. Rushmore. Our candidate was supposed to embody
leadership in keeping with the conference theme of Gateways to Leadership
The group I was in settled on Underdog, but our choice was disqualified when
a sharp-eyed member of our group pointed out that cartoon superheros were
ineligible. My arguments that Underdog displayed the most sterling qualities
of leadership to which Law Librarians should aspire went unheeded.
As corny as this exercise sounds, it was very useful as a get-to-know-you
game. I met several people in my CONELL section with whom I spent time
throughout the rest of the convention, and we not only took in the Hall 0'
Vendors and the sessions, but also had fin traipsing all over the city and exploring
South Street, Antiques Row, etc. together.
After this exercise, we split up and tramped into the next room to explore
the Marketplace section, where the various Special Interest Sections and
Committees had set up shop. People behind cryptic acronyms like CS-SIS and
RIPS dispensed information and goodies. Pens! I got tons of PENS! And
MOUSEPADS!! This was my first conference, and I didn't know that the army
of wares being foisted upon us here would pale in comparison to the orgy oflogo-
emblazoned goodies that awaited us in the Vendor Hall across the street. In
addition to amassing a collection of gold foil-wmpped chocolate coins impressive
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