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17 Nova L. Rev. 979 (1992-1993)

handle is hein.journals/novalr17 and id is 1011 raw text is: Getting Into the Right Law School (My Roommate the
Moonie Scored in the 98th Percentile on the LSAT and
Got Into Harvard. Why Didn't I?)
D. Robert White*
Neither law schools nor their admissions officers care about the whole
person. Law school isn't college. It isn't out to mold you into a better
human being, or to prepare you for life. It doesn't care whether any of your
classmates will like you.
Sure, you swam the English Channel in ski boots, and you play
classical ukulele. You managed the varsity jazzercize team, and you were
the first male in your school's history to play Lady Macbeth. But law
schools need more Junior Achievers like the Titanic needed more ice
machines.
Law Schools look at two factors: grades and [SAT scores. They just
plug the figures into a formula and take as many applicants as they have
room for (discounted by the number of people who will die, go to other
schools, or decide there must be a less painful way to gird one's loins for
life).
What about those stupid essays and recommendations required by the
application? These should be viewed more as obstacles than opportunities.
Your essays could show you to be barely literate, notwithstanding your
magna cum laude English thesis at Princeton: Over 100 Really Good
Knock, Knock Jokes. Your recommendations might say only that your
methadone treatment appears to be working and your parole officer thinks
well of you.
If you're an undergraduate determined to go to law school, your best
strategy is to go for the highest grades and LSAT scores you can get. There
may be some well-rounded, likeable people in law school, but that isn't
what got them in.
THE LAW SCHOOL ADMISSION TEST (LSAT)
There is ongoing debate as to what the LSAT measures beyond your
ability to come up with the $40.00 to register and several No. 2 pencils.
* © 1983 Daniel White. Excerpt from THm OFFICIAL LAWYER'S HANDBOOK (1983).

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