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17 Nova L. Rev. 917 (1992-1993)

handle is hein.journals/novalr17 and id is 949 raw text is: Academic Law Review Writing
John M. Lindsey*
Simple words tend to produce concrete, understandable images. For
this very reason, some modem academics avoid the plain and prefer the
obscure. They want to stand above the crowd and gain peer recognition.
Some hope to create new schools of thought to be named, of course, after
themselves. This little essay is designed to help would-be academics invent
unusual word combinations that are guaranteed to impress at least first year
law students.
When considered in isolation, some words are innocent enough; but, if
you combine them with less virtuous expressions, you can remove them
from any rational range of comprehension. Consider, for example, the
simple word fundamental. Everyone, except perhaps a deconstructionist,
understands what that word means. If you add situational and discor-
dance, you can create the monstrous but impressive expression: funda-
mental situational discordance. Other words are monsters whether you
combine them with other terms or let them stand alone, e.g. reified,
homologation and deconstructive.
You, too, can appear learned when you write for the law reviews. You
can attain an awesome level of vagueness by using the chart below. Try
this simple three step exercise: (1) take any word from column # 1; (2)
combine it with any word from column # 2; and (3) add a third word
selected at random from column # 3.
* Professor of Law and Law Librarian, Temple University School of Law. The chart
that appears in this essay was prepared by Professor Lindsey for use in connection with his
presentation at the 38th annual meeting of the National Conference of Law Reviews hosted
by Whittier College of Law in Los Angeles, California, on March 20, 1992.

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