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16 Alaska B. Rag 1 (1992)

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Probate, bankruptcy, IOLTA,
estate planning, people, movies,
judo negotiating, and the TVBA

Strange things done in the midnight sun
Southeastern  f

judge ponders
canine custody
in a howling
good case
Thera once was a bird dogso *d
Recau.e his ownera wore mad.
Tocourttheporeoltadidigo,
Sohey couldknov,
Whelber their Chesele bunked with moa.
or dad.
-D84 Bmnch
Lawyers and judges are accus.
tomed to strange proceedings in
Alaska's courts, and the following
case might certainly stand as one of
those.
Ketchikan attorney Dan Branch
procured the decision and provided
it to the Bar Rag.
The case was brought before the
First Judicial District at Wrangell,
with Judge Thomas M. Jahnke
presiding. It began as a routine
divorce proceeding, until the Issue
of property was raised. Or was it an
issue of custodyF?? Is v dog really a
man's best friend???
The following is a Memorandum
of Decision and Order on the
question issued by Judge Jahnke
on Oct. 3, 1991.
The matter before the court is
a breed of custody dispute un-
seen heretofore. The bone of
contention is Woody, the par.
ties' Chezapeake retriever. Eliz-
abeth seeks Woody's custody
(and, dogs being dogs, his com-
panionship) while James op-

poses, unintentionally evoking  (1985). In Justice Neely's analy-
chauvinistic images of a male  sis is the kernel from which a
and his dog, and arguing by the  common theory of mawmalian
by that Woody is a chattel to be  custody might evolve.
divided along with other ansets.  Our judiciary, though lectured
Sometimes law is like science, by Justice Neely at the Alaska
and while physicists seek a Uni. Judicial Conference in 1985 on
fled Field Theory to explain  the primary caretaker custody
both gravity and electromag- rule, has not heeled. However,
netism, lawyers and jurists, in  that  distemper  is   not
this case at least, are in search  inconsistent with the common
of the true relationship between  law process, which is a system
dogs and people. Serendipity  of elementary principles and of
reigns. Justice Neely has writ- general judicial truths which
ten eloquently to advance the  are continually expanding with
primary caretaker custody rule, the progress of society, and
See R. Neely, The Primary Care. adapting  themselves  to the
taker Parent Rule: Child Cun- gradual changes of trade and
tody and the Dynamics of Greed, 1commerce and the mechanic
3 Yale L. & Poly Roy. 168

MORE STRANGE THINGS
IN THE BAR AND BENCH
The D.A. lags behind
Page 16
On the record
Page 17
In crime's world
Page 19

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arts and the exigencies and us.
ages of the country... In re
Burkell, 2 Alaska 108, 117 (D.
Alaska 1903.) There has, to this
point in the tenth decade of the
twentieth century, been suffi-
cieant progress of society, id., to
support judicial adoption and
application of Justice Neely's
analysis, at least to dogs.
Much of this progress has
come in the last six years. For it
was as recently as 1985 that the
Alaska Supreme Court hounded
a wrongful death claimant out
of court with the observation
that the subjective estimation
Continued on page 14
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Anchmorae, Alska

SERIOUS MATTERS INSIDE
Convention news. ALPS pays
dividend. Bar benefit plans doing
well. New twists on torts &
Indigents. CLE honors 161. New
Judge assigned to Valdez.

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