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17 Green Bag 227 (1905)
Concerning Great Danes

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CONCERNING GREAT DANES
By H. W.

T was in a small town in Massachusetts.
The mail had just come in and the
usual crowd of village worthies was collected
in the store. Suddenly from the recesses
of the inner store emerged a figure waving
a blue volume.
There, Hiram, it said; I told yer so.
That Baxter feller can't keep that Great
Dane of his. It's against the law.
What ye got there? asked Hiram.
This here volume, answered the figure
impressively, is the Acts and Resolves
passed by the Legislature of this here Com-
monwealth of Massachusetts durin' the ses-
sion of .1904, and chapter 1O5 says as how
Baxter ain't got any right to keep a Great
Dane.
Let's see, said Hiram.
What Hiram saw was this:
AN ACT RELATIVE TO GREAT DANES AND
CERTAIN OTHER DOGS.
Be it enacted, etc., as follows:
SECTION i. No person shall keep or have
in his care or possession any bloodhound,
excepting an English bloodhound of pure
blood whose pedigree is recorded or would
be entitled to record in the English blood-
hound herd book, or any dog classed by
dog fanciers or breeders as Cuban blood-
hound or Siberian bloodhound, whether such
dog is in whole or in part of such species,
unless stnch dog is kept solely for exhibi-
tion. In such case he I shall at all times
be kept securely enclosed or chained, and
shall not be allowed at large even though
in charge of a keeper, unless properly and
securely muzzled.
SECTION 2. Sections one hundred and
thirty-eight and one hundred and forty-one
of chapter one hundred and two of the
Revised Laws are hereby repealed.
SECTION 3. This act shall take effect
upon its passage.
1 Who?- ED.

Hiram thought a minute.
Jonas, he said; whar does that say
anythin' abaout a Great Dane?
Why, the whole thing is about Great
Danes and them other dogs. It says so.
See, 'An Act relative to Great Danes.' Ef
it ain't about Great Danes, why does it
say so? and with this poser Jonas sat back
on the counter.
Howsumever, retorted Hiram, I'd jest
like you to p'int out whar it says that a
feller can't keep a Great Dane.
Jonas looked at the act again. Waal,
he concluded, I calc'late a Great Dane must
be one of them dogs classed by dog fanciers
as a Cuban bloodhound or Siberian blood-
hound.
It may be a Siberian bloodhound, for
all I know, said Hiram; but who's goin'
to tell whether it is or it ain't ?
Dog fanciers, came the ready response
from Jonas.
Then you mean, said Hiram, that ef
we folks up here in Worcester Caounty want
ter know whether we've got any right to
keep Great Danes, we can't go to the law
ter see what's what, but we've got ter hunt
up one of your dog fanciers from Boston
and ask him please does he class a Great
Dane as a Cuban or Siberian bloodhound?
Waal, it looks that way, admitted
Jonas, dubiously. Suddenly he brightened
up. No; see here, he said; this act says
it's about Great Danes, so it must include
'em in them Cuban or Siberian bloodhounds.
Otherwise it wouldn't say it was about
Great Danes.
Are you sure, interrupted Uncle Eben-
ezer, who had been reading the statute,
that a great Dane ain't some kind of a
bloodhound diff'ent from a Cuban or Siberian
bloodhound ?
We ain't none of us dog fanciers enough
to answer ye that, Uncle, replied Hiram.

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